Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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