- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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