- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Cheese

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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