How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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