How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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every cloud has a silver lining

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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