I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

The chickens have become self-aware!

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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