Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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