what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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