- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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