- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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