Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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