What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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