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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What's your blood type? Red.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What's your blood type? Red.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.