- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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