- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

your brother so fine that hes skinney

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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