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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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