- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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