Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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