- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

what did one computer say to the other .........

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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