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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Julian Ha.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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