- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

David Cameron

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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