- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Dwarf Shortage

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

AND

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??