Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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eoin burgin is fat

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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