yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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David Cameron

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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