- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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