- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

How come anti jokes r funny

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Lil Wayne

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Massie is a fatass

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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