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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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