Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Llamaworm

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Denard Robinson

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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