What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Gay rights.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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