- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I just threw up..In my pants.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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