- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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