- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What rhymes with milk...milf

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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