- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

like if your cool

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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