What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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