- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Click here for free sandwich.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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