What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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