Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

a black man pays his child support

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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