- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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