Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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