How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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