A guy walks into a bar

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Matthew Wyckoff

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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