- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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