Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Denard Robinson

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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