- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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