Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

dallen loves penis

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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