- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Once upon a time a was born

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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