Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Leave. Now.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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