- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

knock knock whos there open open who the door

I put my baby in a microwave.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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