Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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