Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What page are you on The gay page.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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