- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Robin, get in the car, please.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Hi.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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