Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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