- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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