A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Women's rights

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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i'm hard

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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a potato flew around my room

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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