What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

A gay man watches football.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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