What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Hello penis

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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