Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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