Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Your Mom

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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