- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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