Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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