- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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