- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Knock Knock.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

justin beiber sucks

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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