- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

hashtags suck balls

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

jd and zach loves vigina

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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