Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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how man

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Pain Olympics.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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