- Anti Joke

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

what is 3+3= 8

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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