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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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