ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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