what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Massie is a fatass

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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A gay man watches football.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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