Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Tony Romo

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

a person who will soon die of beeties

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

The cream, it is coming

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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