What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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