- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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