- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Your girlfriend.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

hey guys im gay

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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