a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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