YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

antonio has a penis head.lol

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Smeg...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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