Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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knock knock? come in

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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