Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Tucker Rivera

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

How about that airline food?

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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