- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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