If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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A young baby died.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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