Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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A guy walks into a bar

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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how do you win a game try your best

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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