- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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