an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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