- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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