- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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