How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Anti Joke

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