- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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