- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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