Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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