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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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