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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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