What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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