Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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