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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

I'm homeless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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