- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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