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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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