- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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