- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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