- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

penis. nuff said.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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