Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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