Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

why dont they make black forks

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A dog was barking at a tree

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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