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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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