- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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