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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Fat? Jesse Z

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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