- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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