Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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