Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Rebecca Black

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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