roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Phew... it's gone.

men's rights activists

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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