who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

My jeans

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

N-E Pats never cheated

An anti-joke

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Turkey Balls

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

You know whats annoying? Steve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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