How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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