- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Womans baksetball...

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Fat? Jesse Z

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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