-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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