whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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