- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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