- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

An Irishman walked out of a bar

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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