- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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