- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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