- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

yolo your orange looks orange

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