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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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