- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

David Cameron

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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