Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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