2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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