Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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