A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

This is an anti-joke.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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