- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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