- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

A woman walks into a bar.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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