- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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