In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

batman farted so hes retarded

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