why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Anti Joke

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