- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

steven hawking walks into a bar

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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