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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.