- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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