- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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