How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Phew... it's gone.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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