What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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deez nuts

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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