What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

thumb_up thumb_down +2

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

my wife out of the kitchen

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops