- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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