- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

You are joking right?

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A guy walks into a bar

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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