What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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