- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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