Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Jesus Christ

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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