Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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