- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A sober Irish individual.

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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