What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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