- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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