Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Gustavo Andrade

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

i saw amango it splootered

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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