What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

A miserable man committed suicide.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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