- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

cory is gay

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

You're welcome. On to the next house.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

If you just read this, You're dead.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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