- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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