Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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