Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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