Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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I'm homeless.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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