- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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