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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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