- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

salad days!

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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