What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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