When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Happy Monday!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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