- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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