- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

You are joking right?

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Happy Monday!

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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