why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Anti Joke

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