- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

HELLO EVERYONE

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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