- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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