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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Whats 1+1? window!

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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