Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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