- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Yanter, Look it up

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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