- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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