How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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HEY!

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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12/23/2012

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Anti Joke

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