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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

are you saying pam, or pan?

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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