- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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