- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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