- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Knock Knock Who's there

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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