what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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