- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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