- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

roses are red violets should be purple

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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