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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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