Bitch

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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