Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Your're racist.

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