- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Male leadership.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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