1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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