What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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