- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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