what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Jovan

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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deez nuts

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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