- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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