A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Anti Joke

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