- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Chuck Norris.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

i like turtles

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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