- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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