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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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