What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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