"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Fat? Jesse Z

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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