How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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