- Anti Joke

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f* are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.