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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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