Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

How about that airline food?

Happy Monday!

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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