I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What is older than history?

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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