- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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