Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Gus's mom

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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