- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

a man makes a bad joke

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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