- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

oh hey.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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