- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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