- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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