An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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