- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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