- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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