What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

what is 3+3= 8

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

pull my finger (farts)

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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