- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Your sex life.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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