- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

"Knock knock." "Come in."

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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