- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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