How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Guest what in the butt

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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You are joking right?

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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