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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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