A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

i like turtles

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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salad days!

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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