- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Obama = ebola

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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