- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Chick Norris... Enough said

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