- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

asians have slitted eyes lol

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