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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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