your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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