- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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