- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

knock knock who's there ?

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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