Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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