- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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