- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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