- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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