- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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