Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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