What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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womens rights

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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