- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Gustavo Andrade

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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