- Anti Joke

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice