- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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