- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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