What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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