- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

antonis sister is mighty fine

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Please ignore this statement.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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