Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Women drivers...

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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stinky boner

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Anti Joke

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