- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Justin with a hat.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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