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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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