- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

I <3 Hitler

A man was shot. He died.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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