What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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