- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

God is real.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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