- Anti Joke

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

69...you know how awkward this is now...

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock