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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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