- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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