- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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