- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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