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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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