- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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