what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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