- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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