- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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