- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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