- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Everybody love food when they are hungry

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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