- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Pain Olympics.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

So these two girls have a cup .

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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