- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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