Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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