- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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