What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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