- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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