why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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that wall over there ->

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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