Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Women.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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