- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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