- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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