- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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