- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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