- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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