- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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