What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

knock knock who's there ?

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

My cat just died.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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