Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

The holocaust

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

why dont they make black forks

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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