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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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