- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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