- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Communism hehe xd

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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