- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

school homewrok

Tall asians

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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