Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

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