What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How about that airline food?

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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