Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

roses are black violets are black i am blind

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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