Bob Saget that is all

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Anti Joke

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