Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is my name? I dont know

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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