- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Knock Knock Who did that?

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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