- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

are you saying pam, or pan?

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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