- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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