- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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