what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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