How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Antijokes...

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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