- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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