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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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