- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

it was all Tagart

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Roses are red.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Dwarf Shortage

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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