- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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