A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Women's Rights

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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