There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Take wrong turns

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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