- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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