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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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