- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

12 niqqa 12.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

batman farted so hes retarded

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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