- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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