- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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