Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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womens rights

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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