A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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#IHateHashtags

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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