Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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