- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

I named my son ps2 controller

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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