What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

How High is a Chinese man

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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