- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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