- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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