- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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