- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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