- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

learn. advance!

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

like if your cool

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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