- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

A woman walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Where's my tractor?

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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