ure mama's so fat

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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One, two, three, four and five

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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