- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Tall asians

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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