- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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