- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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