Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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