- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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