- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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