- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

An Asian with a big dick.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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