- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

I put my baby in a microwave.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

I put my baby in a microwave.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.