What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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