- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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