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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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