Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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