oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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guess what what ...

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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A car walks into a bar.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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