- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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