- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

i like turtles

Chuck Norris.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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