Dude man, I'm high...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Shltskc gw? G

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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