What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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