Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Anti Joke

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