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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Death by kayak

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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