Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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