2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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