Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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