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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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