Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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girls basketball

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Do the roar!

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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