- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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