- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Guest what in the butt

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

This is an anti-joke.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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