- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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