- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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