- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Indians

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Knock knock... Home invasion

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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