- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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