- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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