- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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