What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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bite me

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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