- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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