- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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