- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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