Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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