roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Happy Monday!

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Guest what in the butt

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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