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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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