- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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