How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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deez nuts

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Women's Rights

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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