i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Jacob Edwards has friends.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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