A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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