Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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learn. advance!

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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