- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Where's my baby??

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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