- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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