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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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