What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Guest what in the butt

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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