- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's blue? The sky.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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