What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Obama lin Baden.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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