- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

batman farted so hes retarded

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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