yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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