- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Tunechi

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

I? Everett

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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