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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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