- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Boob

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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