Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Potassium? K.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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This is a joke.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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