Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is my name? I dont know

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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