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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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