- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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