Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

4 hours later.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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