Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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