Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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