did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Anti Joke

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