What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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Anti Joke

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