- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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