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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do I hate? people

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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