What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Bitch

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Anti Joke

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