See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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One time i was sitting down

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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