What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Chris Bosh's neck

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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