- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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