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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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