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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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