Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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