- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What's 1+1? 69.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

hey guys im gay

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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