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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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