- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

I love pissing people off :P

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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