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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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