- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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