- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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