Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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