- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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