- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

why dont they make black forks

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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