- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Anti Jokes = Drained

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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