- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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