- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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