- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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