- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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