what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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