every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

roses are red violets should be purple

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Gus's mom

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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