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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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