- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Kevin and Ramin

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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