- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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