- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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