Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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