- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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