- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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