I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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