Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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