Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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