Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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