- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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