- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A van drives into a car.

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