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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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