- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man pays his child support

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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