- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What is green and slow Grass.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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