What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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My cat just died.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Gus's mom

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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