What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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