- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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