What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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My mom

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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