my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

12 in general

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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