- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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