Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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João Duarte reads this.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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