If the 49ers won the superbowl

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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