What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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