- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

hey guys im gay

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

yolo your orange looks orange

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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