- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why are white people white? I don't know

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Dwight Howard

Take part of what?

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What page are you on The gay page.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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