Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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