why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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