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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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