- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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