- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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