- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Amanda Knox walks home free.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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