Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Diarrhea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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