Women outside of the kitchen.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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