A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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