- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

All of these jokes are about white people

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

a man checks his mypsace

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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