- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

how much fish could a chicken

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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