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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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