- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

here's a joke... the american education society

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

The chickens have become self-aware!

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