What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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woman's rights

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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www.xnxx.com

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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