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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

A bar walks into a man

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Knock Knock.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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