- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

The chickens have become self-aware!

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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