- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

here's a joke... the american education society

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Justin with a hat.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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