Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

A: Knock Knock B: 7

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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