Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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