-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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