- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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