what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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you will like this because i am black.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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