Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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I'm rick james bitch

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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The Labour Party.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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