- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

A man goes to the potty.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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