- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

How old are you? 7

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Get on the boat.

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