- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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