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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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