Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Guest what in the butt

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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So a bar walks into a man...

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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