Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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can you touch your toes? no

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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