- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

N-E Pats never cheated

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

My jeans

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

I <3 Hitler

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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