Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Massie is a fatass

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Anti Joke

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