Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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