- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

gay pom...

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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