Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Anti Joke

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