Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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