why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Your mom went to college

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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