- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What is 9+10? 19

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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