- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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