- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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