- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

A lot eh?

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

race-car = rac-ecar

knock knock i have diarrhea

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