How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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