Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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