- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

This is a joke.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Andoni was here

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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