Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

I <3 Hitler

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

My jeans

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Indians

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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