What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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I'm Coming

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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