what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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