Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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My jeans

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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