- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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