- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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