- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

BIG MAC'S

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

knock knock who's there ?

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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