Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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