- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

how do you win a game try your best

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