- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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