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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

The chickens have become self-aware!

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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