- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Amanda Knox walks home free.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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