What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

donald................duck for president

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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