- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

I Have a Black Friend

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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