God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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