- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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