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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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wanna hear a joke? no

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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