- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

So a seal walks into a club...

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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