A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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