wanna hear a joke? no

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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