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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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A joke

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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