Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

thumb_up thumb_down +46

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

thumb_up thumb_down +44

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What is bad at catch The twin towers

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +24

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

thumb_up thumb_down +12

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

My mom touched my wiener : \

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops