Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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hi

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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who farted i did :]

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Five guys one rape.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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