- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

theres a fat guy

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Whats a cat? A cat!

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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