- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

69.... is a number

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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