How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Anti Joke

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