What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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69.... is a number

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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