do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Asians...

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Hitler. lol, sucks.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

69.... is a number

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Two Jews walk in a bar...

I am the sun. You are the moon.

black

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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