- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

What's 1+1? 4.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Poop.

A black man without problems.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

wanna hear a joke? no

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

Where did John go? Refrigerator

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

theres a fat guy

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