why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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theres a fat guy

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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