What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Hey, you have small hands.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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