Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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The joke below me is retarded

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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