Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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