Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Guess what? SHADAP

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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