How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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black

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Women's Rights

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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