What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Lacrosse

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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