- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

The joke below me is retarded

Like my status for a tbh?

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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