- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

what color is blue? green

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

wanna hear a joke? no

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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