- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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