Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

theres a fat guy

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

The AIDS patient was gay

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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