Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Hi my name is Bob

69.... is a number

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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