w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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make me a sandwich!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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A black man without problems.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Winking at old people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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