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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Where to, sir? Forward.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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