why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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