why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Hi my name is Bob

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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black

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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