Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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what color is blue? green

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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theres a fat guy

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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