A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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The joke below me is retarded

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Hi my name is Bob

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