Netball.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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