why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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