Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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A black man without problems.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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