- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

The AIDS patient was gay

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

What's 1+1? 4.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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