- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what color is blue? green

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Magic Johnson has AIDS

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Ted Haggard.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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