How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Penis.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Diana and victoria

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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