What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Poop.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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wanna hear a joke? no

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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