Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Popsicles

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Penis.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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