Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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mitt romney

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Popsicles

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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The joke below me is retarded

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