how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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