- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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