What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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I like turtoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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