- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Kim Kardashian.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Yah? Well your a ********

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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