what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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