- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Whats a cat? A cat!

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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