Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Yah? Well your a ********

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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