Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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