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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Netball.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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