Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Gay rights

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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A black man without problems.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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