Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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You're on fire.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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