How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

Like my status for a tbh?

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

The joke below me is retarded

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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