- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

who just made fun of katie matt

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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