- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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