what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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