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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

The joke below me is retarded

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Women's Rights

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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