What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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