- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

The joke below me is retarded

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Where to, sir? Forward.

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