Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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The joke below me is retarded

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Anti Joke

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