- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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