My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

theres a fat guy

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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