What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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