What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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guess what?

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Gay rights

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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