How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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45.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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