What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Asians...

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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