Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Kim Kardashian.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Yah? Well your a ********

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

Hi my name is Bob

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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