What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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