- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

My mom touched my wiener : \

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Gay rights

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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