What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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I love you very much.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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