why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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The joke below me is retarded

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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