Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

Womens Basketball.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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