Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Lacrosse

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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hi im paul!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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