- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Gay rights

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

what color is blue? green

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

Where did John go? Refrigerator

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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