a man walks into a bar and dies

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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69.... is a number

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