knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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what color is blue? green

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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mitt romney

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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