worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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