A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Hey, you have small hands.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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guess what?

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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