If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Yah? Well your a ********

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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