What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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what happens when you wake up inception

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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