- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

Womens Basketball.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Knock Knock! Come in.

Lacrosse

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Hitler. lol, sucks.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Anti Joke

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