Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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hi im paul!

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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