A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

My mom touched my wiener : \

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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