Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Womens Basketball.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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