- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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