why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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what color is blue? green

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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