Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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You're on fire.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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