Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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