Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Lacrosse

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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