why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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