robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

Diana and victoria

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Women's Rights

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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