What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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