Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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