how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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A black man without problems.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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hi im paul!

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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