Where does a hobo live? A box.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Women's Rights

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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what happens when you wake up inception

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Lacrosse

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Anti Joke

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