Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

Where did John go? Refrigerator

hi im paul!

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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