Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Politics.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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You're on fire.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Womens Basketball.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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