- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

Politics.

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

what happens when you wake up inception

Yah? Well your a ********

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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