- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

666

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

Popsicles

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Diana and victoria

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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