- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Where does a hobo live? A box.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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