- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

My nipple is bleeding

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

theres a fat guy

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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