- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

Where did John go? Refrigerator

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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