why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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