what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Poop.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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YOLO

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Popsicles

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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