A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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69.... is a number

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Guess what? SHADAP

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Anti Joke

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