- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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