How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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