- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

The joke below me is retarded

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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