A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Gay rights

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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