a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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