- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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