- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

My mom touched my wiener : \

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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