- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Poop.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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