What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Women's Rights

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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