Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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The AIDS patient was gay

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Poop.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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