Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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666

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Popsicles

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Diana and victoria

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what happens when you wake up inception

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