Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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You're on fire.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Kim Kardashian.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

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