Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Women's Rights

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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