- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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