a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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