What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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what color is blue? green

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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