How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

Where did John go? Refrigerator

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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