- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

My mom touched my wiener : \

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??