A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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