Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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acuna

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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what color is blue? green

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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