A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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My life

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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guess what?

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A black man without problems.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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