- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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