A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

what happens when you wake up inception

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

Gay rights

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

This is a joke for Homeless people:

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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