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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Where to, sir? Forward.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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