A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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The joke below me is retarded

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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