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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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