Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Gay rights

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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