What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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theres a fat guy

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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The joke below me is retarded

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Women's Rights

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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