- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Gay rights

black

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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