- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

what color is blue? green

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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