Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Poop.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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