- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Yah? Well your a ********

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

My mom touched my wiener : \

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Gay rights

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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