- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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