What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

Poop.

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

wanna hear a joke? no

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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