If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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