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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

The joke below me is retarded

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Where to, sir? Forward.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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