What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Laura Pratz..

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Gay rights

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guess what?

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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