Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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