Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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