Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

My mom touched my wiener : \

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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