What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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69.... is a number

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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A black man without problems.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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YOLO

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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