Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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