Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Yah? Well your a ********

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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