- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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