How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Politics.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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