How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Netball.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Hey, you have small hands.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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