Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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