- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

Where does a hobo live? A box.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Hey, you have small hands.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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