What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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