Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Women's Rights

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Yah? Well your a ********

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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My nipple is bleeding

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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69.... is a number

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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