What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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