2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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