why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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