Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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