Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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