A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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