what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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black

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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