Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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