Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

what happens when you wake up inception

Women's Rights

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

Hi my name is Bob

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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