Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Yah? Well your a ********

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Anti Joke

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