Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Diana and victoria

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Women's Rights

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

what happens when you wake up inception

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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