Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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