what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

My nipple is bleeding

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

Hi my name is Bob

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

I AM DISSAPOINTED

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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