Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Hey, you have small hands.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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