A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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