Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Womens Basketball.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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