What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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