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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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