A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

what happens when you wake up inception

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Hey, you have small hands.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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