Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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666

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Popsicles

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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