Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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9/11

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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hi im paul!

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Anti Joke

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