A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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