A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Hey, you have small hands.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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