Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Womens Basketball.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Diana and victoria

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Women's Rights

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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