how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Diana and victoria

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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69.... is a number

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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