- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

what happens when you wake up inception

Women's Rights

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

Hi my name is Bob

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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