Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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I'm funny.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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