- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

minorities

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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