knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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