Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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YOLO

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Politics.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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You're on fire.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Womens Basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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