What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Politics.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

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