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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Animal

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Womens Basketball.

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i like pie

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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i have cancer

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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