Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Animal

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Womens Basketball.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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