How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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pedophile

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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