Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Women's rights.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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America Votes

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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