Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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My nipple is bleeding

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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America Votes

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Why? Because racecar.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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