What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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i have cancer

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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