So - this baby seal walked into a club.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

girls basketball

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

Yo Mamma

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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