How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Asian NASCAR.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Women's rights.

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minorities

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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