What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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pussy enough said

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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