Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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equality for women

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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