What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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