Your eye color is very unique.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Women's rights.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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clamidia

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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girls basketball

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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pussy enough said

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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i like pie

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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