How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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