LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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