Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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anti-joke teehee

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Diana and victoria

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Gay rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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