Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Animal

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