Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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minorities

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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