- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

A black guy gets arrested...

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Whats 9 + 10 19

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

Where did John go? Refrigerator

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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