How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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minorities

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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girls basketball

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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