How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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thumbs up!

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Animal

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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