Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Yo Mamma

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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who farted i did :]

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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