whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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