why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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who farted i did :]

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Diana and victoria

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A horse walked into a barn...

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