How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Animal

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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