Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Womens rights

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Anti Joke

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