There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Womens rights

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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thumbs up!

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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