Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Diana and victoria

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