- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

who farted i did :]

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

I like boys!!!!! CC

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