How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Animal

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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I'm funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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i like pie

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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