My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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girls basketball

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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