- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

Your eye color is very unique.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Women's rights.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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