Women's rights.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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clamidia

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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