- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like pie

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

Nice legs....What time do they open?

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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