A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Asian NASCAR.

In Soviet Russia its very cold

equality for women

minorities

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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