Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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