- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

Your eye color is very unique.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

girls basketball

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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