Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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