Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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i have cancer

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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