- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

I'm funny.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

i like pie

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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