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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Womens rights

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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