- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

i like pie

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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