Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Your eye color is very unique.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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your mom

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Women's rights.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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pussy enough said

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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