What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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