Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Yo Mamma

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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who farted i did :]

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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