What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Yo Mamma

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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