why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Animal

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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