- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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