Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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