What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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