A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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