Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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