- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

girls basketball

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

pussy enough said

My wife has terminal cancer.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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