A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

Whats 9 + 10 19

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

a man walks into a bar and dies

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

A horse walked into a barn...

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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