What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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