why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Animal

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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