Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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clamidia

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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i like pie

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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