Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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poop.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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