An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Boom.

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