- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

how do you make a joke act like yourself

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

Knock, Knock The door's open

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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