Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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GIVE

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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this site is funny.

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A seal walks into a club...

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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