why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Women's Rights

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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