why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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