What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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a Jew had a small nose

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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