What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

Dislike this!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...