What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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