what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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penis

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Women's Rights

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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