- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

Boom.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

how do you make a joke act like yourself

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

A Woman out of the kitchen

A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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