Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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penis

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Anti Joke

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