i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Anti Joke

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