guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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SNAPPLE!

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Anti Joke

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