If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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GIVE

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whats annoying and black? black people

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Anti Joke

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