Cole is "good" at soccer

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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LIKE THIS!

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Women's Rights

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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this site is funny.

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