A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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