What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Sarah Palin

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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