A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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