Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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