Why did the moron jump through the window?

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -183

Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What does 1+1 equal? 2

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

thumb_up thumb_down

obamas trench

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

thumb_up thumb_down -42

What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +179

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

thumb_up thumb_down +59

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops