Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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