Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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