Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Get in the car.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Justin Bieber

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Hi

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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