What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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