Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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