why are balck people black because they are

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Amputations.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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