- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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