:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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A paralysed man falls over.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Why did? Yes

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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