What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Jordan is pregant

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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